theres a bird up here fing with me

cleverness-of-me:

dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

me too omfg

“I will always come and find you. Every single time.”

(Source: oswald-souffle)

thankfully i follow every single European person on the planet and don’t have to worry about not knowing whats going on

HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS

staff:

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

(Source: smilingemoticon)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

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OH

SHIT

irl-satan:

dyanitokala:

SEASON NINE YOU GONNA BE FINE

SEASON FINE.